The Weekly World News

The Weekly World News

Whenever you throw a party, there is always someone who double-dips the guacamole. In this case the jerk was Ephraim Hardcastle, a pseudonymous correspondent in the Daily Mail. This nimrod thought the most important thing to say about one of the biggest...
How To Train Your Universe

How To Train Your Universe

magine you set off a Big Bang. Imagine you set off many Big Bangs. Newborn universes are all small, grubby and just a little disorganised. But you love them, and want each of them to mature into a well-balanced cosmos with an evenly distributed...
The Smoking Gnu

The Smoking Gnu

Today the cosmology community is full of chatter about an impending announcement – I heard the story from people on three continents. Moreover, the Center for Astrophysics at Harvard has scheduled a media conference on Monday with the promise of a major...
The Dark Side of the Moon

The Dark Side of the Moon

Once upon a time, goes the story, there was a Frenchman who travelled between country fairs. He said he could tell mothers-to-be whether they were expecting a little boy or a little girl. He asked only a modest fee and promised a full refund on his next visit if he...